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Parental Misguidance

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⚠️ **WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS. VERY EXPLICIT LYRICS.** ⚠️ Welcome to **PARENTAL MISGUIDANCE** — the Half Of Twice album where good manners packed their bags, common decency called in sick, and the swear jar became financially independent. This is a collection of songs featuring **bad language, questionable vocabulary, adult humour and absolutely no attempt whatsoever to impress your grandmother.** If you've ever stubbed your toe, driven behind an idiot, dealt with annoying people, lost your patience or discovered that sometimes only a strategically placed F-word will adequately describe the situation... **This album is for you.** 🎵 Comedy 🔊 Big beats 🤬 Industrial quantities of profanity 😂 Everyday frustrations turned into songs 🚫 Definitely not suitable for the school run... unless the kids already know worse than you do. So turn it up, lock the doors, hide the swear jar and enjoy **PARENTAL MISGUIDANCE**. Because sometimes music doesn't need parental guidance. **It needs parental misguidance.** 🎧 **Album:** Parental Misguidance 🎤 **Artist:** Half Of Twice If this album made you laugh, swear, dance, or accidentally teach the neighbours some new vocabulary, give it a like and subscribe to **Half Of Twice** for more music, comedy and beautifully unnecessary nonsense. #HalfOfTwice #ParentalMisguidance #ComedyMusic #ExplicitLyrics #FunnySongs #ComedySongs #OriginalMusic #AdultHumour #ExplicitMusic

Track listing

  1. 1Its Always Fucking SomethingLike on YouTube ↗
  2. 2You Cant Fucking DriveLike on YouTube ↗
  3. 3Gonna Fuck That Fly UpLike on YouTube ↗
  4. 4Tequila DealerLike on YouTube ↗
  5. 5Im Not Doing Fuck All TodayLike on YouTube ↗
  6. 6Who Moved My ShitLike on YouTube ↗
  7. 7Self Checkout ProblemsLike on YouTube ↗
  8. 8The Printer Smells FearLike on YouTube ↗
  9. 9What A WonkaLike on YouTube ↗
  10. 10This Pussy BitesLike on YouTube ↗
  11. 11Songs Nobody Asked ForLike on YouTube ↗
  12. 12Please Pass My M.O.TLike on YouTube ↗