🐕💨 **DON’T BLAME THE DOG!**
There’s been an incident in the living room.
Nobody’s admitting anything.
Everyone looks suspicious.
And somehow the one family member who can’t defend himself has already been found guilty. 😂
**“Don’t Blame The Dog!”** is a bouncy UK garage comedy track from **Half Of Twice** about one of humanity’s oldest traditions: dropping an absolute room-clearer and immediately looking accusingly at the dog.
Grandad’s blaming him from another room.
The dog’s demanding legal representation.
And the evidence is starting to stink.
🎧 Turn it up, share it with the person who ALWAYS blames the dog, and subscribe to **Half Of Twice** for more songs nobody asked for.
And remember:
**If you dealt it… don’t blame the dog.** 🐶
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Published 27 October 2026
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