❄️ FREEZE. 😬 SQUEEZE. 🤧 SNEEZE.
When you feel that sneeze coming… there are three very important steps. 😂
“Freeze, Squeeze and Sneeze” is an original tongue-in-cheek song about one of those little realities of being a woman that nobody really warns you about — especially after having children.
You know the moment…
That tiny tickle starts in your nose.
You FREEZE.
You SQUEEZE.
You cross everything you've got.
And then…
ACHOOOOOO! 🤧😂
Musically, “Freeze, Squeeze and Sneeze” mixes rolling UK drum & bass with dancehall rhythms, heavy bass, rapid breakbeats and tropical energy — then throws violins, cello, French horn, flute, oboe, harp and piano into the mix.
Add powerful female lead vocals, female harmonies, call-and-response backing vocals and a huge singalong chorus, and suddenly a very ordinary female problem has become a ridiculously dramatic dancefloor anthem.
Because if you're going to sneeze…
You might as well have an orchestra behind you. 😂
It’s energetic.
It’s dramatic.
It’s slightly ridiculous.
And for plenty of women… it's VERY relatable.
If you know, you know. ❤️😂
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Published 12 September 2026
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