**He Was Finished In Thirty Seconds – Half Of Twice**
Thirty seconds. That's all it took. She couldn't believe her eyes, the whole room was watching, and he was already asking for another go! 😂
"He Was Finished In Thirty Seconds" is another cheeky Curtains Closed comedy song from Half Of Twice, packed with double meanings, mischievous lyrics and an innocent explanation you probably weren't expecting.
With a bouncy UK garage beat, playful piano, a catchy singalong chorus and plenty of British humour, this one's all about a man with an extraordinary appetite.
Sometimes it's not how long you last… it's how much you can put away! 🌭
If you enjoy cheeky comedy songs with unexpected twists, give it a listen, have a laugh and subscribe to Half Of Twice for more!
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Published 7 November 2026
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