I Joined A Cult At Tesco

You pop into Tesco for a loaf of bread. You meet some suspiciously enthusiastic Clubcard believers by the frozen peas. Forty minutes later you’re wearing ceremonial blue, worshipping aisle twenty-four and praising the sacred checkout beep. 🛒😂 **I Joined A Cult At Tesco** is a ridiculous disco-house/funk-pop comedy track from **Half Of Twice**, featuring supermarket salvation, yellow-sticker miracles, meal-deal prophecy and the spiritually transformative power of saving two quid on grated cheese. 🙏 Praise the points. 🛒 Respect the trolley. 🔔 Obey the beep. 🥪 The meal deal chooses YOU. If this made you laugh, give it a like, subscribe to **Half Of Twice**, and tell us in the comments what you originally went into Tesco to buy... and somehow came home without. #HalfOfTwice #IJoinedACultAtTesco #ComedySong #FunnyMusic #ComedyMusic #DiscoHouse #FunkPop #Tesco #Clubcard #OriginalMusic