**I Want To See Your Big One – Half Of Twice**
Some things are just too big to keep hidden. 🎃😂
The rumours have been spreading around the village. Apparently, the neighbour has an absolute monster tucked away out back, and everybody wants a look.
But just how big is it?
Another cheeky instalment of **Curtains Closed**, where the titles sound outrageous, the lyrics are loaded with innuendo, and the truth is always completely innocent.
With bouncy UK garage beats, a mischievous singalong chorus and a truly enormous surprise, this one's all about keeping a straight face when you really shouldn't.
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Published 5 November 2026
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