Keep Both Hands On The Pole

**Keep Both Hands On The Pole — Half Of Twice** Sometimes, the morning commute can be a little rough. Especially when the driver keeps telling you to grip it tighter. 😂 "Keep Both Hands On The Pole" is a cheeky Curtains Closed comedy song about a completely innocent bus journey that sounds considerably less innocent than it really is. Featuring bouncy UK garage rhythms, a catchy singalong chorus and one very enthusiastic bus driver. Remember, folks — safety first. Both hands on the pole! 🚌 Enjoy the song, have a laugh, and subscribe to Half Of Twice for more music with a mischievous sense of humour. #HalfOfTwice #KeepBothHandsOnThePole #CurtainsClosed #ComedyMusic #UKGarage #FunnySongs