Tequila Dealer

🍋🥃 **TEQUILA DEALER — Half Of Twice** 🥃🍋 Bad day? **Tequila.** Heartbreak? **Tequila.** Lost your keys? **Tequila.** Accidentally married to someone called Neil? ...probably tequila. 😂 **“Tequila Dealer”** is a bass-heavy comedy dancehall track about one mysterious man with the answer to absolutely every problem — unfortunately, his answer is always tequila. Driven by a punchy dancehall groove, deep bass drops, infectious rhythms and a huge chant-along chorus, things quickly spiral from one innocent shot into missing wallets, single shoes, traffic cones, questionable marriages and a kayak that nobody remembers buying. Nobody knows who the Tequila Dealer really is. Nobody knows where he came from. And most importantly... **WHO THE FUCK IS NEIL?!** 🎵 Turn it up. 🥃 Salt. 🍋 Lime. 💥 Shot. 🤦 Terrible decision. 🔁 Again. If this made you laugh, give it a like, subscribe and check out more original music from **Half Of Twice**. ⚠️ Comedy song — please drink responsibly. The Tequila Dealer is not a qualified therapist, financial adviser, marriage counsellor or kayak salesman. #HalfOfTwice #TequilaDealer #ComedySong #ComedyMusic #Dancehall #BassMusic #FunnySong #OriginalMusic #DeepBass #PartyMusic #DanceMusic