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Freeze Squeeze and Sneeze

Published 12 September 2026

❄️ FREEZE. 😬 SQUEEZE. 🤧 SNEEZE. When you feel that sneeze coming… there are three very important steps. 😂 “Freeze, Squeeze and Sneeze” is an original tongue-in-cheek song about one of those little realities of being a woman that nobody really warns you about — especially after having children. You know the moment… That tiny tickle starts in your nose. You FREEZE. You SQUEEZE. You cross everything you've got. And then… ACHOOOOOO! 🤧😂 Musically, “Freeze, Squeeze and Sneeze” mixes rolling UK drum & bass with dancehall rhythms, heavy bass, rapid breakbeats and tropical energy — then throws violins, cello, French horn, flute, oboe, harp and piano into the mix. Add powerful female lead vocals, female harmonies, call-and-response backing vocals and a huge singalong chorus, and suddenly a very ordinary female problem has become a ridiculously dramatic dancefloor anthem. Because if you're going to sneeze… You might as well have an orchestra behind you. 😂 It’s energetic. It’s dramatic. It’s slightly ridiculous. And for plenty of women… it's VERY relatable. If you know, you know. ❤️😂 🎧 Turn it up and enjoy. 👍 Give the video a like if it made you smile. 💬 Leave a comment if you've ever had to perform the emergency FREEZE, SQUEEZE & SNEEZE! 🔔 Subscribe for more original songs, comedy music and musical takes on the ridiculous side of everyday life. #FreezeSqueezeAndSneeze #DrumAndBass #DnB #Dancehall #ComedySong #FunnySong #OriginalMusic #FemaleVocals #ComedyMusic