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I Only Washed Yesterday

Published 16 September 2026

🚿 **I ONLY WASHED YESTERDAY** 🚿 Why waste water, soap and precious energy when you only washed yesterday? A generous cloud of body spray should sort everything out… probably. 😂 “I Only Washed Yesterday” is a bass-heavy comedy dancehall track about dodging the shower, defending questionable hygiene and insisting that the strange smell definitely came from somewhere else. Featuring hard electronic drums, a tight dembow rhythm, an ominous synth hook, huge sub-bass and massive drops—all topped off with a confident male vocal and absolutely no intention of bathing today. Turn it up, crack open a window and stand well back! 🔊🧼 👍 **Like the track** 💬 **Comment with your best excuse for avoiding a shower** 🔔 **Subscribe to Half Of Twice for more original comedy songs, bass-heavy bangers and musical nonsense** 🎵 **Half Of Twice:** https://www.youtube.com/@halfoftwice #IOnlyWashedYesterday #HalfOfTwice #ComedySong #FunnySong #Dancehall #BassMusic #OriginalMusic #ComedyMusic #DarkDancehall #HugeBass #Dembow #BodySpray