The Slipper Licker

Published 22 September 2026

🥿 The Slipper Licker 🥿 Some people collect slippers. Some people wear slippers. Some people apparently have... other plans for them. 👅😂 “The Slipper Licker” is a ridiculous comedy dance-pop track about one man's deeply questionable relationship with fluffy footwear. Hide the left one. Hide the right. Lock the cupboard. Guard them through the night. Because once The Slipper Licker is on the loose, no slipper is safe. 😳🥿 Expect catchy pop hooks, bouncy dance beats, funky synth bass, layered vocals, vocal echoes and enough slipper-related nonsense to make you seriously reconsider leaving yours unattended. 🎵 Turn it up, have a laugh, and whatever you do... Keep your slippers out of sight. If you enjoyed the track, give it a like, subscribe to Half Of Twice, and share it with someone whose relationship with their slippers is slightly suspicious. 😂 More original music, comedy songs, dance tracks and general musical madness from Half Of Twice coming regularly. #TheSlipperLicker #HalfOfTwice #ComedySong #FunnySong #DancePop #PopMusic #ComedyMusic #OriginalMusic #FunnyMusic #DanceMusic

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The Slipper Licker

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