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Your Side of the Bed

Published 28 October 2026

🛏️ **YOUR SIDE OF THE BED** 🛏️ We bought a massive bed. So why am I sleeping on approximately **four inches of it?** One person has the pillows, the duvet, three-quarters of the mattress and enough spare territory to build a small retail park. The other is hanging off the edge wondering why there's a freezing foot touching their leg at 3am. 😂 **Your Side of the Bed** is a bouncy UK garage comedy track from **Half Of Twice**, dedicated to every couple who knows that the imaginary line down the middle of the mattress is apparently NOT legally enforceable. Featuring stolen duvets, rogue knees, territorial elbows, freezing feet and the gradual annexation of an entire king-size mattress. 🎧 Turn it up. 😂 Send it to the person who needs reminding which half is theirs. 👍 Like, subscribe and join **Half Of Twice** for more original music. And tonight... **STAY ON YOUR SIDE.** #HalfOfTwice #YourSideOfTheBed #ComedySong #FunnySong #UKGarage #SpeedGarage #OriginalMusic #CouplesHumour #RelationshipHumour #ComedyMusic