🎵 **It’s Always F***ing Something — Half Of Twice**
You finally sit down. The tea is hot. The house is quiet. Life is good…
Then the washing machine starts making a noise that sounds **very expensive**.
“It’s Always F***ing Something” is a high-energy comedy song about those days when one tiny disaster brings seven of its friends. Spilled coffee, broken Wi-Fi, burnt toast, flooded kitchens and household appliances choosing violence—it never bloody ends!
Powered by dancehall rhythms, drum-and-bass energy, passionate vocals and one deeply unhappy washing machine.
If this song feels painfully familiar, give it a like, subscribe and tell us your latest “it’s always something” moment in the comments!
⚠️ Contains strong language, domestic chaos and an emotionally unstable washing machine.
**Written and created by Half Of Twice.**
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Published 15 September 2026
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