Self Checkout Problems

🛒 You only came in for a loaf of bread. Five minutes later, the machine thinks your bread is an unexpected item, your shopping bag has apparently committed a criminal offence, the red light is flashing and the one member of staff authorised to save you has mysteriously vanished. 😂 **Self Checkout Problems** by **Half Of Twice** turns that painfully familiar supermarket experience into a bass-heavy UK Garage / Speed Garage comedy track packed with shuffled drums, bouncing bass, vocal chops, ooohs, aaahs and one dangerously catchy problem... 🎵 *Self checkout problems... problems, problems...* Then comes the most terrifying sentence in British retail: **“Please wait for assistance.”** We're going to be here a while. 🛒😂 If you've ever argued with a machine because the item IS ALREADY IN THE BAGGING AREA, this one's for you. Subscribe to **Half Of Twice** for more original music, comedy songs and tracks about life's completely unnecessary disasters. #HalfOfTwice #SelfCheckoutProblems #ComedySong #FunnySong #UKGarage #SpeedGarage #UKG #OriginalMusic #ComedyMusic #Supermarket #SelfCheckout