🐱 **THIS PUSSY BITES — Half Of Twice**
She looks adorable.
She wants a cuddle.
She rolls over and shows you the fluffy belly.
IT'S A TRAP.
"This Pussy Bites" is a high-energy comedy electro-funk track about that special kind of cat who spends half the day demanding affection and the other half attempting to remove your fingers.
You know the routine...
🐾 Purring = probably safe
🐾 Belly exposed = definitely suspicious
🐾 Tail flicking = abort mission
🐾 Ears back = you've made a terrible mistake
🐾 Teeth attached to hand = warning received slightly too late
A funky bassline, big dance beat, ridiculous lyrics and one extremely cute furry psychopath.
🎵 **Track:** This Pussy Bites
🎤 **Artist/Channel:** Half Of Twice
🎶 **Style:** Comedy Electro-Funk / Dance
If this reminds you of your cat, congratulations — you don't own a pet.
You live with an armed hostage taker.
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Published 23 September 2026
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