Don't Blame The Dog

Published 27 October 2026

🐕💨 **DON’T BLAME THE DOG!** There’s been an incident in the living room. Nobody’s admitting anything. Everyone looks suspicious. And somehow the one family member who can’t defend himself has already been found guilty. 😂 **“Don’t Blame The Dog!”** is a bouncy UK garage comedy track from **Half Of Twice** about one of humanity’s oldest traditions: dropping an absolute room-clearer and immediately looking accusingly at the dog. Grandad’s blaming him from another room. The dog’s demanding legal representation. And the evidence is starting to stink. 🎧 Turn it up, share it with the person who ALWAYS blames the dog, and subscribe to **Half Of Twice** for more songs nobody asked for. And remember: **If you dealt it… don’t blame the dog.** 🐶 #HalfOfTwice #DontBlameTheDog #ComedySong #FunnySong #UKGarage #ComedyMusic #OriginalMusic #FunnyMusic #DogHumour #BritishHumour

Don't Blame The Dog

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