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I'm Never Drinking Again

Published 11 October 2026

🍺 “I’m never drinking again.” Possibly the most confidently repeated lie in human history. One missing shoe. A traffic cone in the bed. Chips in the coat. A bank statement you’re frightened to open. And absolutely no idea who Dave is or why you apparently phoned him at 3am. But THIS time the lesson has been learned. Definitely. Probably. ...Pub? 🍻 “I’m Never Drinking Again” is a bouncing ska-pop/pub-rock comedy track from Half Of Twice, packed with brass, gang vocals, terrible decisions and the miraculous recovery that somehow occurs around six o’clock in the evening. If you’ve ever sworn off alcohol forever and then mysteriously found yourself holding a pint twelve hours later, this one may feel uncomfortably familiar. 😂 👍 Like if you’ve ever said “never again.” 💬 Tell us your funniest harmless morning-after mystery. 🔔 Subscribe to Half Of Twice for more songs nobody asked for. #HalfOfTwice #ImNeverDrinkingAgain #ComedySong #FunnyMusic #SkaPop #PubRock #BritishHumour #OriginalMusic