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I'm Not Drunk, the Floor's Moving

Published 28 October 2026

🍺 I’M NOT DRUNK, THE FLOOR’S MOVING 🍺 Ever been completely, unquestionably, scientifically sober… while the floor, walls, ceiling, furniture and apparently the entire building have completely lost the plot? Yeah. Thought so. 😂 “I’m Not Drunk, the Floor’s Moving” is a bouncy speed-garage comedy track from Half Of Twice, packed with shuffled UKG drums, elastic bass, cheeky club energy and one extremely reliable narrator who would like to make it perfectly clear: He did NOT fall over. He was simply inspecting the carpet. The floor moved. The door moved. The sofa appears to be sailing out to sea. None of this is his fault. 🍻 If this made you laugh, give it a like, subscribe to Half Of Twice, and send it to that mate who becomes an expert in structural engineering after a few drinks. 🎵 More original music and comedy from Half Of Twice. #HalfOfTwice #ImNotDrunk #ComedySong #FunnySong #UKGarage #SpeedGarage #UKG #OriginalMusic #ComedyMusic