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I Think the Dog Has a Lawyer

Published 13 October 2026

🐶⚖️ **I Think the Dog Has a Lawyer** — because apparently telling the dog to get off the sofa now requires legal representation. What starts with one denied biscuit rapidly turns into cease-and-desist territory, questionable evidence, sausage clauses, sofa rights and a suspiciously well-dressed legal beagle waiting in the foyer. Set to a bouncy United Kingdom garage groove with shuffled drums, elastic bass, bright organ stabs and plenty of courtroom chaos, this is another completely reasonable domestic dispute from **Half Of Twice**. If your dog has ever looked at you like they’re documenting everything for a future court case, this one’s for you. 😂 👍 Like the track if it made you laugh. 💬 Tell me what your pet would sue you for. 🔔 Subscribe to **Half Of Twice** for more original music, comedy songs and questionable life decisions. #HalfOfTwice #IThinkTheDogHasALawyer #ComedySong #FunnyMusic #DogSong #UKGarage #OriginalMusic