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I Wasn't Snoring

Published 12 October 2026

😴 **I Wasn't Snoring** — the completely reasonable defence of a man whose “gentle breathing” apparently shakes furniture, frightens the dog and registers on nearby recording equipment. There may be phone evidence. There may be witnesses. There may even be plaster falling from the ceiling. But snoring? Absolutely not. That is **advanced respiration**. 😂 Bouncing along on shuffled United Kingdom garage drums, elastic bass, bright organ stabs, cheeky vocal hooks and a suspiciously rhythmic bedframe, this is another everyday domestic disaster from **Half Of Twice**. 🎧 Turn it up. 😂 Send it to the loudest sleeper you know. 👍 Like, subscribe and join Half Of Twice for more comedy songs, ridiculous arguments and musical evidence that probably wouldn’t stand up in court. #HalfOfTwice #IWasntSnoring #ComedySong #FunnySong #UKGarage #ComedyMusic #Snoring