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Please Don't Lick the Ceiling

Published 27 October 2026

👅 Please Don't Lick the Ceiling. There are certain things in life you assume you'll never have to say out loud. This is one of them. A bass-heavy, completely unnecessary public service announcement about one simple request: keep your tongue away from the ceiling. 😂 Bouncy UK garage, huge bass drops, stacked vocals, chopped hooks and increasingly desperate attempts to convince somebody that ceilings are NOT a food group. If you've ever looked at someone and genuinely wondered, "Why are you like this?" — welcome home. 🎵 Please Don't Lick the Ceiling 🎶 Half Of Twice If this made you laugh, turn it up, share it with somebody who absolutely cannot be trusted around household surfaces, and subscribe for more Half Of Twice. #HalfOfTwice #PleaseDontLickTheCeiling #ComedySong #UKGarage #SpeedGarage #BassMusic #FunnyMusic #ComedyMusic #OriginalMusic