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This Pussy Bites

Published 23 September 2026

🐱 **THIS PUSSY BITES — Half Of Twice** She looks adorable. She wants a cuddle. She rolls over and shows you the fluffy belly. IT'S A TRAP. "This Pussy Bites" is a high-energy comedy electro-funk track about that special kind of cat who spends half the day demanding affection and the other half attempting to remove your fingers. You know the routine... 🐾 Purring = probably safe 🐾 Belly exposed = definitely suspicious 🐾 Tail flicking = abort mission 🐾 Ears back = you've made a terrible mistake 🐾 Teeth attached to hand = warning received slightly too late A funky bassline, big dance beat, ridiculous lyrics and one extremely cute furry psychopath. 🎵 **Track:** This Pussy Bites 🎤 **Artist/Channel:** Half Of Twice 🎶 **Style:** Comedy Electro-Funk / Dance If this reminds you of your cat, congratulations — you don't own a pet. You live with an armed hostage taker. Subscribe to **Half Of Twice** for more original music, comedy songs and tracks about the important problems nobody else is brave enough to sing about. #ThisPussyBites #HalfOfTwice #ComedySong #FunnySong #CatSong #FunnyCats #ComedyMusic #ElectroFunk #DanceMusic #OriginalMusic #CatHumour