You Said Five Minutes

Published 7 October 2026

😂 “I’ll be five minutes.” The most dangerous measurement of time known to humanity. **You Said Five Minutes** is a high-energy comedy dancehall / drum & bass hybrid from **Half Of Twice**, dedicated to everyone who has ever been told “five minutes” and foolishly believed it. Five minutes becomes ten. Ten becomes twenty. You clean the kitchen. Feed the cat. Fix the garden gate. Develop several hobbies. Gain a qualification. And somehow... They’re still “nearly done.” 😂 Heavy bass, rolling DnB breaks, dancehall grooves, ridiculous vocal chops and the increasingly desperate cry of: **FIVE MINUTES!** 🎵 Artist: Half Of Twice 🎵 Track: You Said Five Minutes 🎵 Style: Dancehall / Drum & Bass / Comedy If you’ve ever spent half your life waiting for someone who said they’d only be five minutes, this one’s for you. Subscribe for more original music from **Half Of Twice**. #HalfOfTwice #YouSaidFiveMinutes #ComedyMusic #DrumAndBass #DnB #Dancehall #DancehallMusic #ComedySong #FunnySong #OriginalMusic #ElectronicMusic

You Said Five Minutes

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